Do you mind if I sit here? Because I can move if you mind. If you think there’s not enough room. Do you think there’s enough room? I mean, I’m a man but I’ve had enormous women sit like completely on top of me before and I just get up like here, it’s yours. You sit here. You can have it, you’re enormous and I don’t want you to sit on me. I need to hit the treadmill again though, you know? I’m not saying I don’t. I’m skinny but I’ve sort of let myself go. I guess that’s a last vice of mine, I used to do drugs and I used to gamble a lot and now I just eat too much. I never drank though, it never really interested me. I’m on page nine of this paper and so far it’s all been about 9/11. I don’t believe that thing about the hijacked plane. It was actually shot down by an M16. You know how I know that? You can’t get cell phone reception at 20,000 feet. I know, I’ve tried. Maybe at 5,000. Are you trying to read a book? Am I interrupting you? I also gab a lot. I should have listed that as one of my vices.
— On the 5.
